This one is just too gud

# Rajnikant, the police officer, is sitting on his motorcycle under a coconut tree, when he sees a couple of villains escaping in a car. He holds the clutch, puts his bike in gear, takes his gun and fires upwards. A coconut falls on the starter, Rajni releases the clutch and zoom he goes chasing the villains.

Mithun’s Movie Miracles

# Mithun is confronted by 2 gangsters. He has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet. So what to do? He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet in 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then, Mithun in his trademark style says "Yeaaah, Apun ka naam Hira, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".
Isey kehte hai,ek Knife se Do shikaar.

# Mithun is chased by a gangster. Apne Mithun ke paas gun hai par goli nahi. Guess, what he does? He waits for the gangster to shoot at him. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mithun opens the bullet compartment of his gun and catches the shell in the empty barrel. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster is dead.
Meri billi mujhi ko meow

# Our Mithun is a military officer. He enters a jail cell wearing a cap. Then in the cell he sees here and there and suddenly puts his finger in a wall. His finger works as a drill machine and makes a hole in the wall. Wow!!! He then takes a pen out of his pocket puts it in the hole. Then he takes off his Cap and hangs it on the Pen.
Style mein rehne kaa

# Mithun is in jail (now as a prisoner) and desperately wants to get out of that hell. So what to do? He simply crawls over the 50-60 ft high jail wall without any rope or support and jumps over. Truly amazing!
And we thought Spiderman existed only in the U.S

Just aise hi

You people are gonna think I'm crazy posting stuff at 3 in the morning but hey..its just a prolonged celebration of the one day independence.Actually I just finished watching yet another movie, Constantine. A nice one, on a wierd topic like demons and angels. But seriously, Keanu Reeves is looking soo cool! Worth watching if you are vella like me! kal se ..only padhai.....

Yippeee! 5 down..many more to go..

FINALLY.....
The All India Senior School Certificate Examination for Class 12 'SCIENCEES' finally came to an end with Computer Science today(actually yesterday since its 12.30 am now)
Though I really pity those who have also taken P.E. as a subject.Why do people take P.E.?????
Anyways..the paper was quite easy except for certain things(really small things like outputs-pretty sure most of us have it wrong..its the CbSE Exam one..try it out)
Then followed a celebration of a day's freedom.I went for a superb movie..the second in this month, with my brother and Akanksha and her brother met us at PVR Saket. The movie: Million Dollar Baby was quite an experience..Don't worry.I won't write a long movie review this time like I did for Black.But certainly I found the whole movie really worth it inspite of the fact that we were sitting in the second row from the front and had our necks craning throughout those 2 hours!
But hey..these celebrations are not gonna last long...With all the engineering entrance exams coming up..starting with the BIG one-IITJEE on 10th April and ending with DCE on 29 May and for people like me, IP Univ on 12th June.So you see, the ones that ended were actually much simpler than the ones left..specially considering the one week gap between all of them.
Another strange thing that struck me today: All those people I saw today..with whom I've spent 2 lovely years in DPS, I might not be able to see them again..ever again...
The reality has just started sinking in...no more school uniforms..green tie..green belt..new sessions...new class teachers....bus gossips...complaining about teachers...........
Its hard but one has to try and look forward to the things and opportunities tat we'll be faced with..
So here's ending with a happy note...
Lets stay friends..atleast through this blog!!ciao!

Easter Ruins!

Well well, Happy Easter to everyone! I tried celebrating it as best as i could. But, hell oh hell, my borads just seem neverending.....damn, i still have almost a week to go. But then, after that I shall be having a ball, while a lot of people shall be swatting for entrances, nyah nyah!
Today, my cousin came over with some Easter eggs....I hate marzipan, but the chocolate fudge was good...Every one kept wondering why I wasn't studying. On top of that I had some random aunties who came over for 'high tea' which of course, dragged on till 8.. So boo! I hate aunties who insist on pulling my cheeks while i have never seen them in my whole frikking life before! Anyway, old annoying aunties left, to be replaced with equally annoying random uncles....The rigmarole continues...we were rid of these myriad and rather dull people only at 9.... thats when i went for a walk with mom, had a fight with her and consequently ruined the rest(?) of the day! I must go study....i hate it, these 10 day gaps make one forget that they are in the middle of exams .Ta!