Saat Sau Chhiyaasi (786)

Here's a poem composed by an anonymous Dipsite hosteller
(Got it through SMS and coundn't resist putting it here even though I won't call it an accurate account)
(it sounds best when you pronounce 786 as 'Saat sau chhiyaasi'..just like in Veer Zaara)

Main student no. 786
DPS ki salaakhon se jab bhi baahar dekhta hoon
Din, hafton, mahinon ko EXAMS mein badalte dekhta hoon
Iski canteen se kisi saste dhabe ki khushbu aati hai
Ye building mujhe Central Jail ki yaad dilati hai
Ye teacher jo ki shakal se hi kasai lagte hai
Ye 3rd degree torture jise ye padhai kehte hain
Woh kehte hai ki ye school hai
Phir kyun ye mujhe jahnum se bhi badtar lage
Main student no.786..........

And hey! BEST OF LUCK for the big one on sunday.. IIT-JEE!!